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Working in a ginormous law firm, this rang far too true. Sent via my friend Kent.

Professional Advice

A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party, but their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.

After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor finally asked the lawyer, ‘What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you’re out of the office?’

‘I give it to them,’ replied the lawyer, ‘and then I send them a bill.’

The doctor was shocked, but agreed it was a good idea and decided to give it a try.

The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills. When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer.

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If you don’t laugh at this, you’re likely dead.

Found by my darling bride.

Many folks are probably used to the endless Chuck Norris jokes that abound, such as, The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.

These crack me up and have for a long while. So here’s a fun one for you to do:

1. Go to Google.
2. Type in “google Chuck Norris”
3. Click on the I’m Feeling Lucky link.

It’s a gas.

From the Woodstock movie — this is hysterical!

I haven’t been blogging much at all about the election since, frankly, it’s too long this year. But this was sent to me by my friend, Ken, and it cracked me up.

The Onion strikes again! Diebold accidentally releases 2008 election results months early!

Diebold Accidentally Leaks Results Of 2008 Election Early

For the font geeks hereabouts.

Sent to me by my old friend, Ken, is this collection of hilarious web banner ads that reflect the truth of a website, not what the site wants you to think:

There are some awesome ones in there.

With word coming that Bobby, Phil and Mickey are playing a benefit for Obama on Monday, folks on tooboard have been putting together a setlist. It’s hysterical:

1st Set
Barakdown Palace>
Obama Tried>
Barak Muddy River
Barak Throated Wind
Looks Like Obama>
Barak Peter->
Wang Dang Dobama

2nd Set
Barak Star>
Obama each other>
Baraks of Rain
Obamerator
Obama in The Rain
What’s Become of the Barak
Never Trust a Woman*>
Loose Hillary
Uncle Barak’s Band
AlObama Getaway
Barak B, Goode

E: Barakdown Palace> Throwing Stones